PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And t